Recycled Sick Bags In Demand As ABN Amro Earth Mothers Expose Themselves

The Earth Mothers have taken charge at ABN AMRO, which yesterday published its first “Sustainability Report.” To prove that corporate BS can survive even the recycling industry, try this explanation by the bank of its contents: “The theme of the report is ‘Colour your world, ‘as the bank acknowledges the fact that every person and every organisation colours the world by making decisions, choices and mapping out directions. The bank is committed to continuously improving the integration of sustainable development into its working environment and business processes.” Pass the (made from recycled paper) sick bag, Alice